Top 10 reasons a koozie is smarter than George Bush

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Top 10 Reasons a Koozie is Smarter than George Bush

George W. Bush had his fair share of critics before he ever took office as the president of the United States and today he has more critics than ever. Something that Mr. Bush is always criticized for is that he is, or at least comes across as, not very intelligent. He is the ruler of the free world and so one has to assume that there is intelligence somewhere in that head of his, but when you compare your koozie to Bush, which looks smarter?

10 Reasons Your Koozie is Smarter Than George W. Bush:

10. Your Koozie will never try to use words it doesn't understand.

9. Your Koozie always knows its place: wrapped around your ice cold drink!

8. Your Koozie is content taking care of your drink without getting involved in the neighbor's drink affairs.

7. A koozie does not use the term “nucular” when discussing weapons of mass destruction

6. Koozies don't have nicknames like "Dubya"!

5. You'll never "misunderestimate" your koozie.

4. Your Koozie doesn't even know where Iraq is.

3. Your Koozie will never choke on a pretzel or be unable to find its way out of a room.

2. Your Koozie will work with ALL PARTIES!!!!

1. Your Koozie will never proclaim itself to be "The Decider". Only you are.

The Koozie is basically an American icon, though it is used all over the world, so of course your beloved Koozie would have nothing but the best of intentions for the country. It's a good thing that your Koozie always knows its place, and some can argue that this definitely isn't the case with George W. Bush!

Now, we are just having a little fun ;) but if you are on the other side. This may make you laugh.