Top 10 reasons a koozie is better than Hillary Clinton

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Top 10 Reasons a Koozie is Better than Hillary Clinton

Many are thinking that Hillary Clinton should be our next democratic candidate as well as our next president. But, is this the person that we really want to be the leader of our country for the next four years?

When you compare Sen. Clinton to a beer koozie you may suddenly realize that a koozie is better than her for a wide variety of reasons! Perhaps you should vote for your favorite koozie instead of Hillary Clinton when you vote this November.

Reasons Why Your Favorite Koozie is Better than Hillary Clinton:

10. A koozie is nice to look at especially if you have one that has the name of your favorite team on it!

9. A koozie has a much softer exterior than Hillary Clinton.

8. Your koozie is not married to someone who got fresh with a White House intern!

7. When you don’t like your koozie anymore you can simply replace it without an act of congress!

6. Your koozie never had an obsession with headbands.

5. You can buy a koozie at the dollar store but you can bet that Hillary Clinton will end up costing us all a lot more than a buck!

4. Your koozie does not have any ulterior motives or hidden agendas. The only agenda is to keep your favorite drink nice and cool!

3. A koozie doesn’t have an education or healthcare platform that is too good to be true!

2. A koozie doesn't try to act like its from New York when its really from Arkansas, it is content to be from China.

1. Your koozie is dependable while Hillary is not so much! :)

As you can see there are plenty of reasons to vote for your favorite koozie come November instead of Hillary Clinton. If, by chance she does become the democratic candidate and she comes into office, it is a good idea to keep your koozie nearby at all times to provide you comfort in the forthcoming years of her presidency!

Now we are just having a little fun :) But if you are on the other side. This may make you laugh