You thought we would go the old “A woodchuck would chuck a chuck of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood” response, but after doing a bit of research, we found that a woodchuck would chuck about 700 pounds of wood if a woodchuck could (and did) chuck wood. Apparently Richard Thomas published an article on this and it is in wikipedia. with reasoning behind this conclusion. After you order from Kustom Koozies, and while thoroughly testing go Google that. 🙂 You will enjoy the amount of work that went into this.